If you're in need of a pretentious sounding art critique, try the Instant Art Critique Phrase Generator."
It produces whoppers like, "With regard to the issue of content, the mechanical mark-making of the spatial relationships verges on codifying the essentially transitional quality."
All you do is type in five random numbers. For example, "54321" yields: "Although I am not a painter, I think that the reductive quality of the spatial relationships contextualize a participation in the critical dialogue of the 90s."
From BoingBoing. Art by Moebius
Previously on GurneyJourney: Artist Statement Generator